NO WAY

target in an attempt to raise money for hurriance irene victims on the east coast has teamed up with distributors all around the globe to raffle off target gift cards with values as high as $500. please take the time to enroll, it costs you nothing and helps build this cause from the ground up. targetgift.tumblr.com




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When I go to hang out with my guy friends:


justdoitcauseyoulikeit:

I don’t even remember last time when this happened :/

justdoitcauseyoulikeit:

I don’t even remember last time when this happened :/

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Superhero.

Boy: I want to be a superhero. Guess my name
Girl: Superman? Spiderman? Batman?
Boy: (Looks at her) YOURMAN. <3


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ilovesatire:

someone has to get me this &gt;;

ilovesatire:

someone has to get me this >;

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